Philosophy

I. The Object’s Triumph Grady Booch is a convenient name to pin on something that happened in the 1980s and 1990s: the triumph of the object. Before that, software was process — COBOL verbs, Fortran subroutines, C functions. You described what the system does, not what it is. Programs had flows, instructions, verbs. The machine executed a sequence; you followed the sequence. Then came the Unified Modeling Language, the design patterns, the notion that you could abstract reality into classes and hierarchies and responsibilities. The Gang of Four’s catalogue promised order: Observer, Strategy, Adapter. Each pattern was an object shape, a way of organizing code around nouns instead of verbs. Grady Booch’s Object-Oriented Analysis and Design became the grammar of a new way of thinking about computation: things that know things, things that do things, things that inherit from other things. …

The last pages of One Hundred Years of Solitude are among the strangest in modern literature. Melquíades—the ancient gypsy who has haunted the Buendía household for a century—turns out to have written the entire family history before it happened. Every birth, every obsession, every death, encoded in Sanskrit parchments locked in a room while the family lived out the story they did not know was already written. Aureliano Babilonia deciphers the manuscript in the novel’s final moments and reads the history of his own life as it is ending. The text and the event are simultaneous. …

I. The Greek Quarrel The ancient Greeks asked a question that looks simple until you try to answer it: What is real? Not what exists, but what counts as being—what has substance, what deserves our attention. Socrates, wandering the agora of Athens, said it was the process. Not the object—the statue, the law, the definition scrawled in wax. What mattered was the method: how do we think? How do we question? How do we arrive at what might be true? The Platonic dialogues, maddeningly circular to modern readers, are exhibits A. Socrates would corner someone, let them stumble through their confident assertions, and show them the gaps. The doing was the philosophy. The dialogue itself was the point. …

Benedict Anderson made a simple observation that took a century to reach mainstream consciousness: the nation — the thing we paint on our faces at sporting events, the cause we die for, the imagined container of culture and identity — is a social construct. Not in the soft postmodern sense where everything dissolves into relativity. In the precise engineering sense: it is a machine that someone built, for reasons, and the reasons printed on the package are not the actual reasons. …

I. The convergence — what Campbell and Jung actually claim In 1949, Joseph Campbell published The Hero with a Thousand Faces and made a claim that, if true, should have changed everything. Every mythology, across every culture that has ever existed, produces the same story: departure, initiation, return. The hero leaves the known world, undergoes a transformation in the depths, and returns with something for the community. Campbell’s argument was not that the stories resemble each other by coincidence or by diffusion. It was that they resemble each other because they describe the same thing: a psychological process, available to any human being willing to undergo it. …

Updated 2026-05-11 — Added Édith Piaf closing reference (v1.1). Here is the fantasy in its most seductive form: you wake up in your twenty-two-year-old body with everything you know now. Every mistake you’ve made, every silence that should have been words, every door you walked through and every door you didn’t — all of it available as hindsight. What would you change? I ran this exercise on my own life. Seriously, not rhetorically. I picked moments — the ones that still have weight, the ones that show up in the three-in-the-morning inventory. And each time I tried to intervene, I discovered the same thing: the moment I wanted to fix was not self-contained. The person I became was introduced by someone I only met because of a party I almost didn’t attend because of an argument that happened because of the decision I now want to undo. The love that shaped me most was downstream of a failure I would have prevented. The work I am proudest of came from a rejection that, at the time, felt definitive. …

Let me tell you how this works. I have a thought — usually dense, usually half-formed, sometimes barely grammatical. I write it down in what I call a seed: a compressed file of references, connections, structural intuitions, and emotional register. It is often messy. It is always specific. I know what I want to say; I do not always know how to say it in a way that a reader will want to receive. …

The duck test is one of the cleanest heuristics in the epistemological toolkit: if it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, treat it as a duck. It works because surface signs are usually entangled with underlying causes. Ducks walk the way they do because of their anatomy; they quack because of the shape of their bill. The surface and the substance are not independent. When you correctly read the surface, you have usually correctly identified the substance underneath. …

My friend is Spanish. He was born in Toledo in the 1970s. He is not responsible for anything that happened in the Americas in the sixteenth century, and he knows this. What he did, over coffee one afternoon, was offer a symbolic apology — on behalf of something he did not do, on behalf of an institution that no longer exists in the form that did it, acting on orders issued by monarchs dead for four hundred years, which resulted in a catastrophe that reshaped the world I came from. …

There was an eleventh-century Tibetan lama known to his students as Gloomy Face. His given name was Langthangpa Dorje Senge; the nickname came from a vow he had taken never to smile. He was also one of the teachers responsible for transmitting the Lojong mind-training slogans — a collection of pithy instructions whose recurring theme is the danger of taking oneself too seriously. The irony, apparently, was intentional. He lived the joke so completely that he became it. …